Rats in the Cookie Shop
And lawsuits galore
Welcome to a Thursday evening edition of Progressives Everywhere!
Want to hear something pathetic? All week, I’ve been experiencing stabbing pains in my shoulders that radiate up my neck and into my head, leaving me with a pulsating headache. I finally went to go see a doctor and he immediately identified the source of the problem: Sitting scrunched up i…
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